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Update November 2018. First, I can’t believe how many women shared their horrific pregnancy horror stories with me. I am beyond happy to know I am not the only one!
Pregnancy does the oddest stuff to our bodies. We are aware we will become large and sore. We are not aware that we will become leaky shitting machines.
So to all of the moms who have pregnancy horror stories please tell us in the comments or head over to this Facebook post and tell us here!
*Disclaimer, you may laugh your ass off or violently gag while reading this story.*
I was about 25 weeks pregnant when one of the most embarrassing things EVER happened to me. I was on a road trip with my mom and my son who was one at the time. We were out of town to soak up some sun and visit family. After a few days, we finally decided to head back home.
We stuck with tradition and ate at our favorite restaurant. My mom and I consider ourselves to be chicken wing connoisseurs. The spicier the wing, the better. If it doesn’t make your throat bleed then we are not interested.Continue reading
A hot mess mom is a mother who drinks enough coffee to give an elephant a stroke. She always has a box of wine ready to go when the kids fall asleep.
Hot mess moms embrace the messy bun and dry shampoo. She’s always running late so she probably didn’t shower this morning. Her clothes are probably covered in boogers and food. Who knows the last time she did laundry.Continue reading
To be honest, positive living feels amazing! The problem is everywhere you turn in life there is someone negative person in your life ruining your positive journey.
The negative people in your life are the ones who are constantly gossiping, pessimistic and rude. They take your excitement and positivity and somehow quickly turn it into sadness.Continue reading
Yay! Christmas is finally here!
Okay, not quite. It’s never to early to start shopping though. Shopping can seriously be one of the most stressful things about the Holidays. So it’s definitely a win to get your shopping done early.
As moms, we make lists. What to get the kids, husband, parents, grandparents, ect. Then someone asks you, “What do you want for Christmas?”Continue reading
The Products In This Post Were Given To Me For Free. Regardless All Views Are My Own.
I never thought I would get to this point in my life. The point where I NEVER wear jeans. Before kids I told myself that I would still get dressed every day. I wouldn’t wear yoga pants all of the time. Can we all just take a minute to laugh about that? My mom style was yoga pants. Is that a real style? I have no clue.Continue reading