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What NOT To Do When You Are Pregnant

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The Most Embarrassing Pregnancy Story… Ever!

Update November 2018. First, I can’t believe how many women shared their horrific pregnancy horror stories with me. I am beyond happy to know I am not the only one!

Pregnancy does the oddest stuff to our bodies. We are aware we will become large and sore. We are not aware that we will become leaky shitting machines.

So to all of the moms who have pregnancy horror stories please tell us in the comments or head over to this Facebook post and tell us here!

*Disclaimer, you may laugh your ass off or violently gag while reading this story.*

The most embarrassing pregnancy story ever.

The Day I Shat Myself While Pregnant

I was about 25 weeks pregnant when one of the most embarrassing things EVER happened to me.  I was on a road trip with my mom and my son who was one at the time. We were out of town to soak up some sun and visit family. After a few days, we finally decided to head back home.

We stuck with tradition and ate at our favorite restaurant. My mom and I consider ourselves to be chicken wing connoisseurs. The spicier the wing, the better.  If it doesn’t make your throat bleed then we are not interested.Continue reading

October 20, 2017

How To Kick The Mom Funk

mom funk

Mom funk, it’s like being in a funk, except you are a mom.

So it’s worse.

Being a mom is the most amazing job in the world. Nothing compares to being a mother. Even though it is amazing it is also extremely hard.

A child constantly demands your attention 24 hours a day. You have to give all of yourself to another human. A tiny little human that you created. You love that little human more than life itself but sometimes motherhood is not all unicorns and rainbows.Continue reading

How Social Media Has Made Motherhood Unrealistic

SOCIAL MEDIA

I recently reached out to a ton of moms on Social Media and asked them a few questions. I wanted to know what they were struggling with. To my surprise, I got overwhelming results. So many moms answered and give me honest heartfelt answers. The biggest problem that seemed to be bothering so many moms was that they needed to know, it’s okay to lose their shit every once in a while. Also, that everyone does!Continue reading

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